Minor Technical Dysfunction Affects Corporate AI for a Brief Moment
by Mejer Aggie (email@example.com)
Company AI Units were affected by a minor glitch in the neural network during routine maintenance work at 5h36 Company Standard Time. Lead Coding Specialist Koll Kanff confirmed that there was no adverse effect on the judgement and behavioural systems of our Great AI Leaders.
As Mr Kanff took leave from reporters he, in his own clumsiness, fell down an elevator shaft repeatedly.
The Company would like to convey its thoughts to Mr Kanff's family in this difficult time.