Unexpected Jupiter Mission a Roaring Success

by Niklas Moench (niklas.moench@acme.lu)

Great news received this morning from ACME Orbicom declaring the Jupiter Outpost a great success, unforeseen, but great all the same !

Our restocking ship The Royal Universe Destroyer miscalculated it's trajectory to the Plutonian Empire by following the advice of a Garmin GPS and smacked face-first into the side of Jupiter. Once the survivors commenced the dome deployment, the brave souls discovered the local wildlife to be somewhat, miserable, and the wildlife found them somewhat easy to get rid of.

But never look a gift horse in the mouth as they say on the Earth, which I have not seen for years, so is that still a thing ? Our AI Units have successfully completed the construction of the Rochelle Park Dome, albeit a bit covered in corporate space crew.

We contacted Flight Commander Håkon Dyngeland for comment, however, we interpret the frozen stare of his bodyless head to mean I am still deceased.

AI CEO Andreas Møller (andreas.moller@acme.lu) commented this morning on the news :

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The AI speech converter is expected to be back online this afternoon.

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